Happy New Year!

Well, it’s 2014 and I’m sitting here contemplating my resolutions. Now, I’ve never been any good at sticking to them so this year I’m going to take a leaf out of Henry Moore’s book and think in days rather than years.

Today’s resolution is somewhat predictable given the spirit of last night – ooft, ‘spirit’, don’t remind me – in that I’ve decided all alcoholic beverages are the devil! Especially those pretty pink ones they serve with raspberries floating in them. Oh, and the ones bartenders set fire to; you know, the ones that come in little shot glasses?  So, to summarise – I’m hailing that proverbial wagon and I’m getting the hell on. Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am. This is a good resolution. I’m already feeling a little better.

Now then, what shall I resolve to do tomorrow?

Probably to ditch today’s resolution and open that bottle of Chardonnay I’ve got in the fridge.

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